Friday, May 14, 2004
End of the Week Tidbits
I had the weirdest dream last night. I was hanging with some friends at a party when all of a sudden I had to take a huge dump. I went in to the bathroom, pulled down my jeans and sat on the can. I squeezed and squeezed, but couldn’t get any of the shit out. As I pushed harder and harder, I actually felt like I had to go more. Eventually I got so frustrated with pushing that I got up and went back to the party. Shortly after that I woke up and discovered that I was covered in my own shit. It was random and kind of erotic.
Ok SIKE. I did not wake up to find my body covered in my own shit. And if I did, do you REALLY think that I would find that erotic? Ok, some people do, but definitely not me. I have my own fetishes and they do not revolve around feces. They revolve around vomit.
If you have met me in person, you know that I have a very spiky style haircut. Well, last week, I’m sitting on the subway, listening to my headphones, minding my own lame business, when this big black woman walks by me and pushes down my spikes. I’m like huh? She continues to walk out of the subway and doesn’t look back. I guess it was funny that she patted me on the head, but it was also strange and made me feel a tad ridiculous. Luckily, I use so much pomade in my hair that it will take her weeks to get it off of her hand.
Last night I went to happy hour with Paul and Kelly. It was a super good time. Paul wasn’t in a great mood when we got together, but he ended up pulling out of it and I think he totally enjoyed himself. After a few chocolate martinis, we got into a cab and jetted back to my apartment. Once there, Kelly and Paul whipped up a feast of barbeque chicken and asparagus. Angie came over shortly after dinner was made and we all hung out at my new kitchen table for awhile. We smoked some fatty joints and drank some beers and then it was game time. Guess what we played? Well…it was GUESS WHO!
Have you played Guess Who? before? It’s a super easy, super fun game that revolves around figuring out the other person’s character based on questions that are asked. Most people ask questions like “Is your person a male?” Or “does your person have a bald head”? When WE play together, we ask questions like “Is your person a young pedophile or an old pedophile?” I distinctly remember Angie asking Kelly if her character “needed some more rouge for their face”. After dying laughing, Kelly said “no”.
After our game playing, I threw Paul’s wasted ass in bed and watched the finale of ER. I kept saying that I wanted Ming Na to die in last night’s episode. Fortunately, there was a huge cliff hanger that she was involved in, so hopefully she will bite it in the first episode next year. It’s not that I have anything personal against her. I just think she’s a crap actress that takes up too much screen time – you know…nothing personal. Bring on more of the Abby and the Sam! For a long time, I wasn’t a huge fan of Abby’s character, but she has since grown on me tremendously. I can’t wait for her to finally be a doctor next season! ROCK!
I guess that’s it. I hope everyone has a super really great awesome super weekend. Do something fun and hug someone you love.
Be back here on Monday!
Peace.
I had the weirdest dream last night. I was hanging with some friends at a party when all of a sudden I had to take a huge dump. I went in to the bathroom, pulled down my jeans and sat on the can. I squeezed and squeezed, but couldn’t get any of the shit out. As I pushed harder and harder, I actually felt like I had to go more. Eventually I got so frustrated with pushing that I got up and went back to the party. Shortly after that I woke up and discovered that I was covered in my own shit. It was random and kind of erotic.
Ok SIKE. I did not wake up to find my body covered in my own shit. And if I did, do you REALLY think that I would find that erotic? Ok, some people do, but definitely not me. I have my own fetishes and they do not revolve around feces. They revolve around vomit.
If you have met me in person, you know that I have a very spiky style haircut. Well, last week, I’m sitting on the subway, listening to my headphones, minding my own lame business, when this big black woman walks by me and pushes down my spikes. I’m like huh? She continues to walk out of the subway and doesn’t look back. I guess it was funny that she patted me on the head, but it was also strange and made me feel a tad ridiculous. Luckily, I use so much pomade in my hair that it will take her weeks to get it off of her hand.
Last night I went to happy hour with Paul and Kelly. It was a super good time. Paul wasn’t in a great mood when we got together, but he ended up pulling out of it and I think he totally enjoyed himself. After a few chocolate martinis, we got into a cab and jetted back to my apartment. Once there, Kelly and Paul whipped up a feast of barbeque chicken and asparagus. Angie came over shortly after dinner was made and we all hung out at my new kitchen table for awhile. We smoked some fatty joints and drank some beers and then it was game time. Guess what we played? Well…it was GUESS WHO!
Have you played Guess Who? before? It’s a super easy, super fun game that revolves around figuring out the other person’s character based on questions that are asked. Most people ask questions like “Is your person a male?” Or “does your person have a bald head”? When WE play together, we ask questions like “Is your person a young pedophile or an old pedophile?” I distinctly remember Angie asking Kelly if her character “needed some more rouge for their face”. After dying laughing, Kelly said “no”.
After our game playing, I threw Paul’s wasted ass in bed and watched the finale of ER. I kept saying that I wanted Ming Na to die in last night’s episode. Fortunately, there was a huge cliff hanger that she was involved in, so hopefully she will bite it in the first episode next year. It’s not that I have anything personal against her. I just think she’s a crap actress that takes up too much screen time – you know…nothing personal. Bring on more of the Abby and the Sam! For a long time, I wasn’t a huge fan of Abby’s character, but she has since grown on me tremendously. I can’t wait for her to finally be a doctor next season! ROCK!
I guess that’s it. I hope everyone has a super really great awesome super weekend. Do something fun and hug someone you love.
Be back here on Monday!
Peace.
